“Christmas is Canceled” (by Kris Kringle) (The Bold Italic)

Published the day after the 2016 Presidential Election, this article written by Santa Claus just about summed up how everyone felt. Read more…

“Are you Ready for Fuller House?” (The Bold Italic)

Episode 1: Just as the family is sitting down for a reunion dinner, quirky neighbor Kimmy drops in and glumly announces that she’s been subject to a no-fault eviction so developers can bulldoze her house to make room for condos. Jesse and Danny bicker over letting her stay with them, while D.J. calls Causa Justa. Read more…

“The Night Before Hipstmas” (The Bold Italic)

Twas the night before Hipstmas, and all through our dwelling,
Not a creature was stirring, not even the corgi we named Tori Spelling.

The fireplace was full of broken amplifiers,
(Since our landlord had barred us from having real fires).
In the cupboard, the homebrew fermented with care,
And some rank, gnarly odor emitted from there.
The guitar was emitting some weird feedback,
Since no one had bothered to pull out the jack.

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“The Weirdest Niche Dating Apps” (The Bold Italic)

Thatch.com: The only dating website for people who work in the roofing and construction industry. Their motto? “Single and ready to shingle.” Read more…

“The Burning Man Bingo Card” (The Bold Italic)

Written and art-directed by me; illustration and design by Julia Barzizza. See the full version here.

“The Folsom Street Fair Bingo Card” (The Bold Italic)

Written and art-directed by me; illustration and design by Julia Barzizza. See the full version here.

“The Going-Home-For-Thanksgiving Bingo Card” (The Bold Italic)

Written and art-directed by me; illustration by Kelly O’Grady; design by Julia Barzizza. See the full version here.

“The Most Existentially Spooky Places in the Bay Area” (The Bold Italic)

Halloween article on what adults are really afraid of. Read more…